Proust Club: Miles the Labradoodle

We’re asking the Block Club team a few questions from the famous Proust Questionnaire, popularized by the famous French essayist and novelist. This famous interview style has been interpreted many times over, from Vanity Fair’s popular last-page profile to “Inside the Actor’s Studio.” Today’s questionnaire is with Miles the Labradoodle, Block Club’s office greeter. Let’s see what Miles has to say…

What is your idea of perfect happiness?
Not answering to anyone. Being my own dog. And a fresh ham sandwich.

What is your greatest fear?
The absence of frans.

What is the trait you most deplore in yourself?
My inability to make sandwiches.

What is the trait you most deplore in others?
Hiding their sandwiches from me. I know what you’re doing and I don’t approve.

On what occasion do you lie?
When I’ve just eaten your sandwich. It wasn’t me.

What is the quality you most like in a man?
Being dog’s best friend.

What is the quality you most like in a woman?
Their hugs. And sandwiches.

If you were to die and come back as a person or a thing, what would it be?

Easy. Ham sandwich.

What is your most treasured possession?

The nearest floor. I do love a nap.

How would you like to die?
Ever heard of Mama Cass? *turns for the door* Gotta go, bye.